I was looking through JE's page comments for lulz and yours made me laugh the hardest. I loved it! Thank you for making my day that much brighter. I laughed very hard.
Comment in question:
"Actually, there is a way to get a genuine Jessica Elwood commission.
1) Go down the bank and withdraw $40
2) Flush it down the toilet
3) Sit and wait, wondering where your commission is
4) Bask in the feeling of the JE Experience."